25 More Cat Jokes

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  1. Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you?
    That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
  2. How does the cat get its own way?
    With friendly purrsuasion.
  3. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
    An eskimew.
  4. What has more lives than a cat?
    A frog because it croaks every night.
  5. What is a cat's favourite subject in school?
  6. What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
    Mice Krispies.
  7. How do cats end a fight?
    They hiss and make up.
  8. What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?"
    It's raining cats and dogs.
  9. Why are cats such good singers?
    Because they're very mewsical.
  10. What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner?
    Chain litter.
  11. What is the cat's favorite magazine?
    Good Mousekeeping.
  12. How many cats can you put into an empty box?
    Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
  13. Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look?
    Because you stop looking after you find it.
  14. If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window?
    Because the window is closed.
  15. What is a cat's favorite movie?
    "The Sound of Mewsic."
  16. What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas?
    Sandy Claws.
  17. Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't?
    Your lap.
  18. Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
    Because it squeaked.
  19. What side of the cat has the most fur?
    The OUT-side.
  20. What is a cat's favorite car?
    The Catillac.
  21. What kind of cat will keep your grass short?
    A Lawn Meower.
  22. Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats?
    Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
  23. What do you use to comb a cat?
    A catacomb.
  24. Why did the cat run from the tree?
    Because it was afraid of the bark!
  25. Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
    Because he's always spotted.


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