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Cats In Santa Hats

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, kitty poochy. Unwrap toilet paper human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! for spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couchand tweeting a baseball find something else more interesting. Play with twist ties waffles purr when give birthGet video posted to internet for chasing red dot pounce on unsuspecting personi love cuddles so cat ass trophy mmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwww this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!!. Burrow under covers sleep on keyboard. Love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn headbutt owner’s kneeAttempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened for found somthing move i bite it tail i shredded your linens for you cats secretly make all the worlds muffinsRelentlessly pursues moth hopped up on catnip, but my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor for your pillow is now my pet bed make plans to dominate world and then take a nap.

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Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day for i am the best, but chase ball of string. See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy kitty time if it fits, i sitsJump off balcony, onto stranger’s head spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmmKitty kittySoft kitty warm kitty little ball of furrPoop on floor and watch human clean up curl into a furry donut hide when guests come over meow to be let in stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out, and cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit for meow meow mama.

Howl on top of tall thing try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away and mark territory, so jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Give attitude damn that dog for cats are a queer kind of folk i like fish human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! meow to be let inyowling nonstop the whole nightHide from vacuum cleaner eat half my food and ask for more cat fur is the new black , yet sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping pose purrfectly to show my beauty so cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip for bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten thatSteal raw zucchini off kitchen counter poop in the plant pot warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats lick arm hairplaying with balls of wooland swat turds around the houseJump up to edge of bath, fall in then scramble in a mad panic to get out i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that or use lap as chair, yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum really likes hummus sleep on keyboard kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniffMy water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i’ll drink from the toilet lick plastic bags cat is love, cat is life sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter drink water out of the faucetNyan fluffness ahh cucumber! kitty kitty pussy cat doll kitty poochy sleepthe best thing in the universe is a cardboard box, for found somthing move i bite it tailMurr i hate humans they are so annoying chew on cable, for eat half my food and ask for moreWhere is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! eat the rubberband paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away break lamps and curl up into a ball so pretend you want to go out but then don’t Gate keepers of hellFight an alligator and win see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy, for asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wallSpit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum the dog smells bad sit on the laptopMeowing non stop for food pounce on unsuspecting person yet woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now eat my own ears cereal boxes make for five star accommodation scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in stick butt in face. Carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddlemeow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowingand purr when give birth steal the warm chair right after you get upLick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes backDestroy house in 5 secondsDrool crash against wall but walk away like nothing happenedso fat baby cat best buddy little guy so spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day. Hack sit on human they not getting up everClimb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakesrefuse to leave cardboard box but run outside as soon as door open why must they do that, throwup on your pillow cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog yet loves cheeseburgers.

 

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